I Wish I was Born a Boy..

I wish I was born a boy

To play with bicycles and dirt instead of dressing up a toy

It’s cooler to pretend to be a pirate with one leg

Than a mommy who cooks pancakes, bacon, and eggs!

Boys at school didn’t have to study

They made fun of teachers and had fights that turned bloody

They were able to party and stay out late

While us girls begged to come back home at eight

And when they graduated from school

Some went to the US, some to Canada, others to Istanbul

It didn’t matter what major they select

As at the end it all had the same effect

It’s ok if guys smoke, drink, or even have a joint

Or even be arrested or stopped at a checkpoint

A divorced man is said to be more experienced

That next time he can do it right without interference

 

Their limit is the sky

No one judges them or gives them a look with an eye

They have the power, will, and freedom

And they live in a fancy starlit kingdom

Guys might argue and say their life sucks

That it’s them who work hard while we sit back at home and play with squeaky ducks

But let’s get real for a second here

You can leave and start over without even shedding a tear

And then we will have to struggle, fight, and survive

And fix everything you left behind and try to revive

So shut it please and just enjoy

You're blessed by being a boy

Thank God I have two endearing sons

I’ll teach them how to live as a boy and have fun!

I said it before and I’ll say it a bit more

I wish I was born a boy

To play with bicycles and dirt instead of dressing up a toy